California Gurls ... are obviously trash.

Hitting #1 on the US Billboard charts is Katy Perry, ft. Snoop Dogg's California Gurls.
"California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
we'll melt your popsicle "

Ahem.


Ewww.
Okay, I saw her live in '08 and she was pretty rad ... now she sucks.
I can't figure this out, does she know that Daisy Duke was from Georgia? (Hence the shorts!)
The sun kissed skin might be okay, except artificial sun doesn't really count.


"The girls a freak, She drives a jeep" I thought she drove daddy's sports car.
"Come on boys, Hanging out, All that a-s, hanging out" So he thinks all California girls are easy and immodest?
"California girls man, I wish they all could be, California girls" So he wants all of us to be cheap and easy?

Hmm... I don't like this song and I'm not even from California. BTW, IT SOUNDS LIKE PARTY IN THE USA!

Try these lyrics ...

Well I ain't never had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona
But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
Never had a chance at a real man


I wouldn't be surprised if that was her natural hair color ... unlike Katy Perry (sorry blue isn't that natural.)


You judge, what would be a better representation for California girls?



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